Channeling Michael Ellis's Higher Self

Interview with Michael Ellis’s Higher Self

The Future

“There’s a war between the aliens and Earth. It lasts about 400 years but you already know this. What else can I tell you there’s a war.

The war lasts a decade then things really heat up. Saturn breaks in two comets that come to Earth and bombard the oceans off the coast of California, do you follow me, and the Indian Ocean. Twice the planet stops moving and starts rotating again. The darkness lasts 30 days. Oceans flood everywhere. All land is covered in water about waist high. Even your place is covered in water. Lots of people drown. I’m sorry, but that’s true.

Then the bodies start to rot and the insects spread the viruses that the aliens plant on the bodies and in the air. They spray it. Like a plane only larger. Your chemtrail buster can’t stop it. Lots of people die from this, do you hear me?

That’s the end, I can’t talk anymore.”

Money

“There’s gold in Canada. Lots of it. People haven’t discovered this yet. They will after the war.”

My Girlfriend (to be)

“She’s pregnant. You will discover this when they do the ultrasound. You marry her when she’s carrying.”

Alchemy

“Do not ferment the iron, bake it in the oven. It turns black and that is silver. You’re welcome. Baking it turns it into silver oxide, which then turns back into silver elemental. There’s your gold.”

 Me

“You have a health condition called Asperger’s syndrome. Your doctor’s won’t diagnose it, but you do have it. They’re malpracticing on you. You better sue their pants off and get a second opinion outside of the system you’re currently in.

You’re not dumb. You’re actually a genius. You just need to apply yourself for a consistent amount of time before you make a breakthrough. Not many people have a gift like you do. Use it, don’t abuse it. Like they say up here.

Keep practicing Hoodoo. It keeps your brain functioning well. It gives you a hobby and down the road it will make you some decent cash. People love to have those little bags with the art on them that you create. Aren’t they perfect?”

Free Energy

“Now you’ve done it. You hit the tip of the iceberg. Download the free energy book from the internet written by John Gay. He hasn’t written it yet but you will convince him to write it. It will be gold. Just saying.”