On Tesla's Car

On Tesla’s Car

“My vehicle reaches 90mph, it’s a sports car sedan and seats two in the front and two in the back. It works on free energy. My diodes pick up the vibrations of the aetheric medium from the cells of the battery by means yet unknown to modern physicists, but well known to me, I might add, through the noise of two plates of aluminum and steel held together by tar, touching one another at a central point, bridge if you will, composed of aluminum oxide, another diode, and silicone plain simply. This mixture is a paste, yes you are correct, and will serve as a diode allowing only one direction off current flow. The diodes are bright yellow, much like your Fiero, and glow with a unnatural aura of blue-green hue. Each plate is submerged in acid much like a normal battery, only this battery is composed of the aforementioned aluminum and steel plates. The acid is formic, meaning hydrochloride in solution with boron and carbon atoms combined to form hydrocarbons. And yes, it does come from ants, you are aware of that. Ant man, I tell you this, the formic acid begets hydrogen molecules that exposed to the aluminum degrade into electrons and thus power our machine. This is the power of my free energy car. Yes, a simple Aluminum-air battery. Only mine uses diodes. I know you are sincere in your apology, you may write that as well. You see, the concept is far from simple. This is also accompanied by the use of transformers that resonate with the battery cells and pick up the vibrations and transmit them to the motor. This is entirely radiant energy. I pride myself on this invention. It is one of my best. It is the size of a shoe box. The cell itself is the size of a paperclip. The coils take up the most space. You have my best humor. You see the battery is the size of a shoebox. The coils are the size of a small motor. The motor is the size of the rest of the trunk space. Overall the whole unit fits nicely in the back of a truck or automobile with room to spare. This may power a house or even a military base. I’ve given my secret away for the good of mankind. May he do with it what he will for the better of us all. You are very welcome. Good day Michael.”