Channelings of Papa Eli

God on Male fertility “Once in a blue moon a good beer or two will enhance a male’s penile strength. However alcohol by itself decreases potency. So limit it to one or two beers a week or month even when pursuing pregnancy. A cocktail here or there won’t hurt but beer is best. Pills are a no-no. Pharmaceuticals decrease the life fluid in your spinal column. I’ve witnessed this on several occasions and you’re one of them. This leads to decreased sperm count and inhibited sex drive. Oregano will perk things up as will dill and other spices like orange leaf and thyme. Say no to horny goat weed, it is satanic. I can say with great dignity that oranges and lemons enhance spinal fluid and thus semen quantity greatly. It comes with all sugars but oranges are key. Also limes, limes do not enhance sperm flow, but will add juices to the spinal column, and that means more semen. And to get an erection in men with prostate disease, I recommend two ounces of marijuana a day. It helps with...

Tesla Interview 6 Aether Cell “It isn’t a cell, it is a valve and a radiant energy generator. It works in multi-dimensions. It is like a carburetor that runs a car, it isn’t the engine, it is the generator that powers the circuit behind the scenes. Batteries do most of the work, the Aether cell as you call it, powers the batteries, keeps them running. It doesn’t recharge them, but it keeps them in prime condition. A refresher, if you will. It keeps them from degrading so they can run forever. Much like your orgonite, only this runs your batteries. Well, there isn’t much more to tell about them, ask me questions. [Can electromotive force be had by the Aether cell?] Yes and in unlimited quantities. [How?] You mustn’t ask that question. I will tell you in secret and then you can share it with the public. Alright, fine I will spill the beans, but only for you Michael, you may write it. You see the EMF as you call it is a fine particulate matter that extends beyond the radiance of the...

Tesla Interview 5 “Well this hasn’t been said before. I have two inventions that I have not shared with the public thus far. The first is an oscillator that causes earthquakes. I employed it on a New York infrastructure one morning. I left for lunch and came back and the building was shaking. The windows were broken and the door had become unhinged. I smashed it like you have said, before the police came and immediately disposed of it. It was quite phenomenal. It consists of a small vibrating contact and two oscillators in parallel. One vibrates the mechanism and the other acts against the movement of the machine. This way it acts like a relative motion device. Self-referencing motor. Incredibly destructive. Moving on, the second invention I wish to share is my hand warmer. I engineered this when I was sailing with a crew in the northern seas for a watch company. They had charged me with designing motor equipment and glass vessels for their sailing instruments. It was quite a...

From what I understand the plate of the capacitor that is disconnected is the output. This is a single wire circuit, it can be left un-grounded or it can be grounded back unto the copper pipe. This is an incredible find. Share it with the world! - Michael Ellis

Tesla Interview 4 “Alright. I have invented lightning. Not the type that electrocutes people, but the type that performs work in the mightiest sense. Staccato impulses of electricity down a wire. I call it new radiant energy. It can be captured from the atmosphere via an antenna and a battery with a condenser, much like you have Mr. Ellis, only my invention uses a wire of extreme short length. I use one 4 inches long. These antennae allow for free movement of the electrons into and out of the aether only a mere 4 inches in diameter as well. It is a tube. Quite square. I would build a coil around it if it weren’t for the need for a continuous smooth surface. I’ll allow for questions on it. [How do you translate the energy off of the circuit into usable energy?] Quite alright, I use a capacitor. I take the energy from the capacitance on my circuit. Next question. [Is the energy alternating current of direct current?] Neither. It is staccato. Impulses of short duration in an alterna...

Oshun “First I would like to say to my followers that I appreciate their support. I know religion can be a confusing topic. A lot of things in the world are crazy right now. The illuminati are destroying the world with obnoxious wars in the middle east and cults of mind control and pedophilia. It’s disgusting. It needs to stop. But we need to come together and support one another in our fight for justice and love and humanity. That is all I need to say Thank you. I do have one more message. There’s a baby on the way, a baby unlike anything you’ve seen before. She will be sweet and kind and most loving. Care for her. She is your future. Michael, this is your niece. Do you hear me? You have a holy family. That is enough. Thank you for sending this message out to your listeners. I will speak again shortly.”

Tesla Interview 3 “Ok. I have two children. I bet you didn’t know that. One is Michael. He is typing this for me. The other is Michael’s brother, he watches over me. My name is *******. I’m Michael’s Nephew. That is my reincarnation. I like cars. Cars are my life. Automobiles mainly. It’s the death, that’s what gets to me. Too many people die in automobile accidents. I’ve invented a better car. One that glows. It has lights that illuminate the front and the back of the vehicle with a surreal vapor. It stops accidents because you can see the vehicle miles away, not just as it approaches. From the sides, as well as the front and back. Again it uses my aether technology, and I was just about to get to that. You see, aether is a potent form of electricity, it illuminates things in a glowing sort of way. Like a fog. It lights up a whole area where the energy is present in the environment from all sides and inside and out of sides. Glass globes are just the beginning, for this energy is...